1. humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?""I just left my therapist’s office. So nothing."

    humansofnewyork:

    "What do you feel most guilty about?"
    "I just left my therapist’s office. So nothing."

  2. hothotphone:

"Coasters"
“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”
“I know, right? Gotta protect your surfaces.”
“Since you brought it up, where are your tables?”

“Sold them. Needed money for the coasters.”
“Then where do you put your glasses down?”
“Don’t have any glasses. Sold them to buy more coasters.”
“So what do you use the coasters for?”
“To start conversations.”
“How do you end the conversations?”
“Haven’t gotten that far yet. Hey, check out my coasters.”
“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”
[Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City. You may remember him from the previous sentence.]

    hothotphone:

    "Coasters"

    “Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”

    “I know, right? Gotta protect your surfaces.”

    “Since you brought it up, where are your tables?”

    “Sold them. Needed money for the coasters.”

    “Then where do you put your glasses down?”

    “Don’t have any glasses. Sold them to buy more coasters.”

    “So what do you use the coasters for?”

    “To start conversations.”

    “How do you end the conversations?”

    “Haven’t gotten that far yet. Hey, check out my coasters.”

    “Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”

    [Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City. You may remember him from the previous sentence.]

  3. nevver:

    Somewhere, some war

  4. fer1972:

    Poe Returning to Boston via Edgar Allan Poe Foundation of Boston

    Finally what you deserved, Edgar!

  5. The December Girls

    They give of themselves
    And ask for nothing in the end
    Gracious forever

    Suspended by their kindness
    Often hurt by their trust
    Yet resilient as ever

    Honest at their core
    All encompassing care
    And a love that’s hard to sever

    I’ve known so few of these angels
    Though when I meet one
    I never forget her.

  6. Vertical

    Vertical

  7. booksfromthefuture:

    German Skies – Rudolf Reiber
    Designed by Hubert & Fischer

  8. Via Text

    I tried sending my ex a poem and I accidentally sent it unfinished.

  9. (Source: pierrevanni)